the wrong person was here

"It wasn't me, it was the wrong person!"

"I should've stayed home and drank tea"

"I bought four cocktails for us, but they didn't want them so I did the very responsible thing and skulled all of them myself..."

Outside our apartment: "No I can't go in there, I'm too drunk, I'll be kicked out"

"Can we go and eat bad, greasy buffé food now?"

Summary: I had a very smashed boyfriend coming home last night, escorted.

1 comment:

  1. ahahahahahahahaha!