sorry mate, she's happily taken

- But let's just say, hypothetically... In a few years, if, hypothetically, things don't work out and you're single... Can you please consider me be the first in line?

I don't do hypothetically.

- Do you think, hypothetically, if you didn't have a boyfriend and we had a course together, that you'd go on a date with me?

I don't date. Dating results in stalkers.

- Ok, ok, just one last thing I need to ask! Is he an arsehole?

He's the best, he's too good for me.

- Fuck, I feel so bad hitting on a good guy's girlfriend.

Perhaps you should stop.

- AND he's overseas visiting a sick brother! Karma will come and bite me in the ass for this.

How often did you get rejected you say?

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