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Door-bitching at work:

Me: Oh, we should totally make up some stripper names and introduce us to people like that!
Sam: I already have a stripper's name.
Random guy: Heyeeey! What's your name?
Me: God.
Guy: Hi God. (to Sam) And hi Godette. Nice to meet you. Have a good night ladies.

Me and Sam have a band name now. The Godettes.